Question: If you were a Japanese anime superhero, what would your appearance be, and what super powers would you have?
DJK? (Did Jacob Know?)
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There is a law in Detroit, Michigan that states that "Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants."
To get everyone thinking, here is an example:
ReplyDeleteI would have blue hair on a white face with huge green robot boots, a purple cape, and a sword holder with a cardboard sword inside. I would have the power to make sushi fall from the sky, and I would have a ridiculously huge mouth when it was open, and a tiny small mouth when closed.
My anime character would be so awesome that no one would be able to bear looking at his awesomeness, and no one would know what he looked like, thus saving me the trouble of describing him and allowing me to continue what I do best: procrastinating. (that was a huge run on, but then again, this sentence is turning into a really big run-on, as of course, it appears I have used, hmm, at least 6 commas already...might as well keep the streak going, right? shoot...)
ReplyDeleteSo would your anime character be...uh....awesome?
ReplyDeleteyep. much more awesome than yours. for sure.
ReplyDeleteOh trust me, I'd rather not have an anime character...
ReplyDeleteMy anime character would be obese but have super speed. He would have the power to make food appear in his hand whenever he thinks of it. Also he would have some kind of awesome dance moves (like MICHAEL JACKSON'S of course...) that he would amaze his enemies with. Kind of like gopal's. Last he would carry a basketball around with him that can change into anything he wishes.
ReplyDeleteMy character would be totally blue. He would be able to give people frostbite, because he is all blue and already has frostbite. He could also make homework dissapear and he could fly. And he could look at Gopal. That's how awesome he is.
ReplyDeletemy character would be invisible and would have the power to turn everything else invisible and shoot teddybears out at people!Additionally, otters would attack the world under my characters rule. Also it would shoot out fireballs therefore melting Carl's character.
ReplyDeleteOk, I've decided to have an anime character. My anime character is cooler than all of yours. If you even look into his eyes, you'll begin hyperventilating. And then you will trip over a squirrel, causing you to walk into a pole. That's now my amazing superhero wins in battles.
ReplyDeleteMine wouldn't have any powers. He would just sit there. And you would be punchin' him and lazer beamin' him, and he would just sit there. Then you would be freaked out and sit next to him in some sort of trance.
ReplyDeleteI would have the power to make sushi fall from the sky, and I would have a ridiculously huge mouth when it was open, and a tiny small mouth when closed.
ReplyDelete~Quote Jacob Wigal
Mine just got new powers. He can erase anything that is written down, and, by erasing it, cause it to disappear from the world. Thus, he can defeat all of your superheroes. no matter what you say.
ReplyDeleteBut you have been hasty to forget, Gopal, that my superhero can erase all of your powers by looking at you. Is that a power?
ReplyDeleteERASED
ReplyDeleteNot only that, I erased "Mr. Wiggles" too! HA!
ReplyDelete...no comment...
ReplyDeleteMy anime character would be much cooler than Gop's. Firstly, he would be a hundred times better looking. He will be so good looking that Gop's and Wiggle's superheroes would be in a daze just looking at him. Then he would just beat them up. His looks are unerasable.
ReplyDeleteWoah! I am blown aback! What power could certainly be better than that?! I am...defeat-ed. (sigh)
ReplyDeleteERASED. In fact, the words "any matter capable of defeating Gopal's superhero" were just erased. HOW'S THAT FOR BEATING THEM UP, DUDLEY DIDDYKINS? (why did you choose such a weird name anyway. If you're trying to be like the guy in harry potter, stop trying. It's not worth it)
ReplyDeleteonce again....no comment.
ReplyDeleteDo you not realize that that is an oximoron?
ReplyDeleteDo you realize you spelled oxymoron wrong?
ReplyDeleteDid you realize that you posted 2 comments that said "no comment"? Touche!
ReplyDeleteDo you realize that I realize that?
ReplyDeleteI do realize that, yes.
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ReplyDeleteWell of course now you realize it.
ReplyDeleteGopal, do you realize your comment has been removed by you?
Dunno if you realize, it DEAR GOP... but you absolutely FAILED at erasing my comment.
ReplyDeleteI think in the process he erased himself...he hasn't been showing up for a while...hmmm...
ReplyDeleteI guess I didn't realize that.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I thought. Because if you did realize that, you'd tell mr. Dudley here and he'd realize that his comment would be quite mean.
ReplyDeleteYeah, some people need to realize the reality of realization.
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