Why People Don't Celebrate "Christmas in July"


1. Santa's on vacation. I mean, c'mon, how would you like it if 5 billion kids and parents intruded while you were getting a tan in Hawaii?

2. It is a little hot for a snowman.

3. Your parents don't have enough--Santa doesn't have enough money for all those presents.

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